Dead Rat on the Lawn: A Poem
'Hey look Joy, there's a dead rat on the lawn!'
It looked kind of cute, lying flat on its back
With no sign on a painful death.
Next time I looked it had been moved across
the lawn with a bloody gash across its neck.
Had a cat got it?
Later that day a magpie was taking
a chunk out of it.
I would have to remove it at some point.
Next day, the rat had moved again and was swarming with flies.
No doubt I had to move it.
I summoned up the will.
An ant was crawling on it.
I picked it up by the tail.
Gloves and a bin bag cushioned me
Against the rat,
Which ended up in the wheelie bin.
If you see a dead rat on your lawn
My recommendation is
Remove it immediately!
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