Anti Vaping Poems
Anti Vaping Poems
Popcorn Lungs
What flavour are your popcorn lungs?
Sweet and salted?
Unsalted?
What flavour are my popcorn lungs?
Secondary smoky flavour.
Passive- Aggressive- Smoking
When people around me smoke
I passive aggressive smoke:
Not just for my own health’s sake
But for their’s
And angry at the system
That hooked them in the first place.
Puff the Magic Dragon
Puff was a magic dragon
His lungs turned into popcorn.
Maybe he wasn’t magic after all
Perhaps it’s just that he smoked.
Vape Battles
I have a battle
With vapers on the bus:
If they antisocially do it,
I open windows,
Even if it’s freezing!
Precursive Smoking
Smoking is a precursor
To burning forever in hell
So repent of self harm
And let your body become
A temple of the Holy Spirit
As you worship the One
Who endured hell for us.
A Confession
I tried smoking in the past.
I must have smoked scores of cigarettes.
Thankfully I repented before I got too addicted
Hopefully my lungs aren’t scarred for life.
I’m not telling you for you to judge me
Or for you to justify you trying smoking
I’m warning you not to bother starting
And encouraging you if you have to stop.
Sugar Coated Poison Pills
Vaping is like eating sugar coated poison pills.
Would you eat a poison pill
If it was your favourite flavour-
Watermelon or bubblegum perhaps?
Don’t Necessarily Do What Makes You Feel Good
Maybe you think vaping makes you feel good.
Short term gain leads to long term pain.
Short term tastiness leads to lung disease.
The short term pain of cutting the addiction
Leads to the long term gain of better health.
Pier Pressure
I went to uni where there was a nightclub on a pier called
Pier Pressure.
Don’t give in to pier pressure
To get drunk and jump off a pier!
Nowadays people give in to the peer pressure of vaping
If someone tells you to ruin your health,
Don’t give in to peer pressure.
The Vanity of Vaping
Vanity of vanities: all is vanity!
If life is meaningless,
Who cares if we vape?
If life is a gift of God,
Why should we ruin our health
By vaping?
Vaping is vain: it’s selfish, antisocial
And damages the health of others
By secondary smoking.
Don’t be vain, and don’t let your life
Be lived in vain.
Count the Cost
Why would you spend money
To ruin your health?
Why would you vape?
Mind My Own Business?
You might accuse me of being a busybody,
but I care for you and your health, as well as mine.
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